The Rectum

I know this is an oldie, but it makes a lot of sense, and it is funny.

All the organs of the body had a meeting to decide who should be in charge.

‘I should be in charge,’ said the brain,
‘because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.’

‘I should be in charge,’ said the blood,
‘because I circulate oxygen so without me, you’d all waste away.’

‘I should be in charge,’ said the stomach,
‘because I process food to give you all energy.’

‘I should be in charge,’ said the legs,
‘because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.’

‘I should be in charge,’ said the eyes,
‘because I allow the body to see where it needs to go.’

‘I should be in charge,’ said the rectum,
‘because I’m responsible for waste removal.’

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum, and insulted him,
so in a huff he shut down tight.

Within a few days the stomach was bloated,
The legs got wobbly,
The eyes got watery,
And the blood was toxic.
They all decided the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story?
The asshole is usually the one in charge!

With apologies to all the lovely bosses out there.
I’m my own boss, so I don’t count.

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